Devious Journal Entry-eating fruit is like eating a live animal, but if peeled it's already dead
(make sure you peel it's head though)-people over 30 shouldn't make out o.e
-if going to a restarant make sure that the kitchen and bathroom aren't next to each other
-if you see a man jogging without a shirt (which there always is) tell him to put it on (if it's a hot girl there is no need)
-If you have a camera take lots of pictures
-If your name is Chris...... everybody hates you
-If someone puts a knife to your neck, you shoot him with a gun XD
-Most comercials are stupid, retarded, gay, sexy for no reason, or inexplanitory.
-Skittles, taste the rainbow (you know you want to)
Crazy
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Cosplayer.
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"You there! BECOME ONE WITH THE MOTHER RUSSIA!"
"You didn't say please, eh..."
"Shut up! I will invade your vital regions!" >
"I'll save you Mattie! Cause I'm the hero!"
Yes, four countries, DID, just have an argument in my sig.
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If licked, ice will stick to your tongue
The best lie is cake
Do i have A.D.D... the answer is maybe.
You just lost the game
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Cosplayer.
--
"You there! BECOME ONE WITH THE MOTHER RUSSIA!"
"You didn't say please, eh..."
"Shut up! I will invade your vital regions!" >
"I'll save you Mattie! Cause I'm the hero!"
Yes, four countries, DID, just have an argument in my sig.
--
If licked, ice will stick to your tongue
The best lie is cake
Do i have A.D.D... the answer is maybe.
You just lost the game
--
Cosplayer.
--
"You there! BECOME ONE WITH THE MOTHER RUSSIA!"
"You didn't say please, eh..."
"Shut up! I will invade your vital regions!" >
"I'll save you Mattie! Cause I'm the hero!"
Yes, four countries, DID, just have an argument in my sig.
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